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The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.


Welcome to I'm Not Here To Make Friends, where a guy reviews a show in which several people humiliate themselves on national television for the chance to win the hand of a man who speaks such poor english that the show he's on may need subtitles. 

If you're looking to revisit the Juan Pablo season, it's all right here. 

Click the recaps tab up top, pick an episode and get lost in the cruelty. 

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The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.


Welcome to I'm Not Here To Make Friends, where a guy reviews a show in which several people humiliate themselves on national television for the chance to win the hand of a man who speaks such poor english that the show he's on may need subtitles. 

If you're looking to revisit the Juan Pablo season, it's all right here. 

Click the recaps tab up top, pick an episode and get lost in the cruelty. 

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Our Bachelor, Juan Pablo.


(That's His Real Name)

Our Bachelor, Juan Pablo.


(That's His Real Name)

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This is Juan Pablo. To be clear, his real name is Juan Pablo and I'm pretty sure they picked him because the show starts in January and his name is Juan and you can call it Juanuary because of that. 

This is real life, folks.

Juan lost the bachelorette last season, which is like winning in essence because you didn't find out who you were going to marry in a round robin marriage tournament on television. 

Sadly, then Juan Pablo became The Bachelor, so he is going to find out who he's going to marry in a round robin marriage tournament on television. 

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The Contestants


The Contestants