This is Juan Pablo. To be clear, his real name is Juan Pablo and I'm pretty sure they picked him because the show starts in January and his name is Juan and you can call it Juanuary because of that.
This is real life, folks.
Juan lost the bachelorette last season, which is like winning in essence because you didn't find out who you were going to marry in a round robin marriage tournament on television.
Sadly, then Juan Pablo became The Bachelor, so he is going to find out who he's going to marry in a round robin marriage tournament on television.