juan1.jpg
juan1.jpg

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.


Welcome to I'm Not Here To Make Friends, where a guy reviews a show in which several people humiliate themselves on national television for the chance to win the hand of a man who speaks such poor english that the show he's on may need subtitles. 

This year's teaser preview has promised that this season will be steamy and backstabby and one of those is not a real word. 

Click the recaps tab up top, pick an episode and get lost in the cruelty. 

Happy Juanuary.

(And Februjuanry.)

SCROLL DOWN

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.


Welcome to I'm Not Here To Make Friends, where a guy reviews a show in which several people humiliate themselves on national television for the chance to win the hand of a man who speaks such poor english that the show he's on may need subtitles. 

This year's teaser preview has promised that this season will be steamy and backstabby and one of those is not a real word. 

Click the recaps tab up top, pick an episode and get lost in the cruelty. 

Happy Juanuary.

(And Februjuanry.)